SaltyWeasel's Application

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Silencer · #136 Post by **Silencer** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:08 pm

SaltyWeasel wrote:
Brock Landers.Lang wrote:
SaltyWeasel wrote:Well I have been try to devolope my taste for it cause thats all my family drinks. But I prefer somthing with more kick!!!
Whatever...you don't need kick because right now you're in my bathroom puking from a little Crown and a couple Coronas....nothing but love little man.

And, did you figure out how to get bubblegum out of blue jeans yet?
Sorry Brock I remember very little after the crown......

I quote Salty from last night...
Salty: "Can I have another one?"
Brock: "No."
Minutes later...
Salty: "Can I have another one now?"
Brock: "God dammit, if it'll shut ya up then fine!"
Silencer: "*laughing in ventrilio*"

Kalign2 · #137 Post by **Kalign2** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:57 pm

SaltyWeasel wrote:Y? IS IT $6 A BOTTLE?

what size is it? its $3 here for a 16 oz once, though my brother and his wife said theres a much bigger, but $10 one

and if you've eaten a whole one you know how the seeds are, so you know how it would be harder to make than say, orange juice, and the fruit isn't as cheap as oranges

oh and you're app is longer than wind's old one

Silencer · #138 Post by **Silencer** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:29 pm

Special K wrote: oh and you're app is longer than wind's old one

Cause it's mostly about liquior (sp?). The crowds favorite!

Salty.Lang · #139 Post by **Salty.Lang** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:48 am

O like none of ya all drank till you where sick.............

Hans Georg · #140 Post by **Hans Georg** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:48 am

SaltyWeasel wrote:O like none of ya all drank till you where sick.............

Yes, I have. I have also drank till I was drinking whiskey and singing the national anthem outside police HQ. I have also drank until I fell asleep, missed my spot and ended up three hours from home. I have also drank till.....well that is a story for another day.

Steven · #141 Post by **Steven** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:39 am

And I bet that was sooooooooooooo much fun.

Salty.Lang · #142 Post by **Salty.Lang** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:57 am

Steven wrote:And I bet that was sooooooooooooo much fun.

It was untill i got sick!

Brock Landers · #143 Post by **Brock Landers** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:31 am

omgwtfbbq! Salty swoops down and secures teh w1n. That's good stuff right there.

Steven · #144 Post by **Steven** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:34 am

Wow, this app is 10 pages long. I think thats a record.

Salty.Lang · #145 Post by **Salty.Lang** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:38 am

thanks

Kalign · #146 Post by **Kalign** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:12 pm

um, why does captain obvious have a Q on his shirt?

Bigg Cheese · #147 Post by **Bigg Cheese** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:24 pm

Isn't it OBVIOUS???

"Stupid Question"

Ain Soph Aur · #148 Post by **Ain Soph Aur** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:42 pm

I like to think i have somethign called self control. I remember getting so drunk i got sick, and you know what, it was never once fun. Sitting on a toilet all night trying to get all your body fluids in the bowl while trying to stop the room from spinning, IS NOT FUN! Hangovers suck too. So i don't do it anymore.

Bigg Cheese · #149 Post by **Bigg Cheese** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:52 pm

So how do you empty both ends at the same time, Ain? I can't think of putting my face anywhere near my own poo.

Hans Georg · #150 Post by **Hans Georg** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:32 pm

Disgusting anecdote will follow:

The last time I puked because of drinking too much, was when I was hammered at a bus stop after whiskey, rum and beers. I tried to hoark up some slime from my nose, but too much got caught in the back of my throat causing me to gag, which activated my vomit. Man lemme tell you did that feel good.