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Application [Ready to be Rejected]
Name: Matthew Davey
Age: 19
Location: Parma, OH/Ypsilanti, MI (School)
How I Found Out About Lang: Have played on Needlefeast a bit a few years ago. Have been playing a lot there lately.
Likes: Womens, Star Wars, Sausage, Humor, Music (sans Rap, Pop, and other crap)
Dislikes: Idiots, Panzerfausts, Romantic Comedies, Lettuce
Biography:
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VH1's Behind the Lard: Matthew Davey
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Matthew, born from the artificial insemination of a zebra and an African tree frog in 117 B.C., grew up with two passions: hugs and sausage. After a troubled childhood growing up as a stooge of organized crime on the mean streets of the Bronx during the roarin' 20s, Matthew enlisted in the military. There, he pursued the Viet Cong throughout the mountains of Colorado from 1944-1949. Today, he can often be found alone in corners shaking violently with the effects of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and remembering the time he wiped out an entire platoon of Charlies armed only with a banana and the jawbone of an ass.
And then. . . he hit rock bottom.
Following the war, Matthew had many bouts with addiction. On the average day, he would consume over 80,000 kilograms of heroin. However, it was his Bob Evans Original Recipe Sausage addiction that seriously threatened his life. Finally, after being convinced by an imaginary flying squirrel named Nibblets, Matthew checked himself into the Betty Ford Center.
After grueling detox and rehabilitation programs that included long walks on the beach and tabletop strategy games, Matthew got clean and set his sites on a new opportunity: higher education.
In a masochistic bout with loneliness, Matthew decided to attend Eastern Michigan University, where he knows no one and lives the life of a recluse, sleeping a lot and feeding pork chop sandwiches to Nibblets. His job is so cool though.
Why I Should Be a Member: Ummm. . . I don't have anything to contribute to the community. . . :/ I suck at ET, but it's fun! Eventually, I want to learn level design or modelling. . .
Age: 19
Location: Parma, OH/Ypsilanti, MI (School)
How I Found Out About Lang: Have played on Needlefeast a bit a few years ago. Have been playing a lot there lately.
Likes: Womens, Star Wars, Sausage, Humor, Music (sans Rap, Pop, and other crap)
Dislikes: Idiots, Panzerfausts, Romantic Comedies, Lettuce
Biography:
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VH1's Behind the Lard: Matthew Davey
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Matthew, born from the artificial insemination of a zebra and an African tree frog in 117 B.C., grew up with two passions: hugs and sausage. After a troubled childhood growing up as a stooge of organized crime on the mean streets of the Bronx during the roarin' 20s, Matthew enlisted in the military. There, he pursued the Viet Cong throughout the mountains of Colorado from 1944-1949. Today, he can often be found alone in corners shaking violently with the effects of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and remembering the time he wiped out an entire platoon of Charlies armed only with a banana and the jawbone of an ass.
And then. . . he hit rock bottom.
Following the war, Matthew had many bouts with addiction. On the average day, he would consume over 80,000 kilograms of heroin. However, it was his Bob Evans Original Recipe Sausage addiction that seriously threatened his life. Finally, after being convinced by an imaginary flying squirrel named Nibblets, Matthew checked himself into the Betty Ford Center.
After grueling detox and rehabilitation programs that included long walks on the beach and tabletop strategy games, Matthew got clean and set his sites on a new opportunity: higher education.
In a masochistic bout with loneliness, Matthew decided to attend Eastern Michigan University, where he knows no one and lives the life of a recluse, sleeping a lot and feeding pork chop sandwiches to Nibblets. His job is so cool though.
Why I Should Be a Member: Ummm. . . I don't have anything to contribute to the community. . . :/ I suck at ET, but it's fun! Eventually, I want to learn level design or modelling. . .
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well guys unfortunatly i have to appose this application, he is from parma, far to close to my stomping grounds, probibly some form of degerate gang member or something because that is all parma has, PLUS to leave Ohio to go to school, not bad, but to go to MI that is wrong in every way, so it shows he has no sence of pride, not my call but do we really want that in lang.
Anyway good luck with the app. even if you are a dirty parmite.
Anyway good luck with the app. even if you are a dirty parmite.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed." Dwight D. Eisenhower
500 posts now, only took 4.5 years.
500 posts now, only took 4.5 years.
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Psshhht he probably leaves OH cause it sucks so much.Falcon.Lang wrote:well guys unfortunatly i have to appose this application, he is from parma, far to close to my stomping grounds, probibly some form of degerate gang member or something because that is all parma has, PLUS to leave Ohio to go to school, not bad, but to go to MI that is wrong in every way, so it shows he has no sence of pride, not my call but do we really want that in lang.
Anyway good luck with the app. even if you are a dirty parmite.
Good luck on the App, dood.