I'm way too jealous of Lepinski's shiny new tag...

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Ph33rDaMullet · #1 Post by **Ph33rDaMullet** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:57 pm

How I Found Out About Lang:
When I hit the Feast for the first time, I was immediatly impressed by the quality of gaming and of people on the server. Langstas struck me as people who would kill me each and every time they met me in game, but were more concerned with having a good time than their K/D ratio.

The feast quickly became the only server I played on, and when I made my way to langstas.com, all I found was a lot more awesome.

Likes:
Hmmm...
Spicy Food
The Da Vinci Code
X-Country Skiing
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Killing a panzer 1 on 1
TK-reviving Lepinski (I can do a lot of desecrating in 20s)

Dislikes:
Burning out the O-ring the next day
Reseting our Linksys 8 port router every 30 min
When I bring the suck to the feast

Biography:
I'm a second year engineering physics student at Queen's University, which isnt as cool as it sounds. I've been dating my girlfriend for about 4 years now, and ive given up on getting her to play ET. I read anything in world affairs, art and ideas. I grew up on a 56k modem so my online gaming experience was limited to Earth 2025 and Tribes untill last year when I started to play a lot of MOHAA.

Why I Should Be a Member:
I'm a solid team player, I'm active on the boards, and I'm physically attracted to you.

Lepinski · #2 Post by **Lepinski** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:10 pm

Please note the following:

Ph33rDaMullet wrote:X-Country Skiing
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
...
I'm physically attracted to you.

-Subliminal homosexual propaganda

Ph33rDaMullet wrote:Reseting our Linksys 8 port router every 30 min

- Outright lie, It's a 1-port router running into an 8-port switch

Ph33rDaMullet wrote:I've been dating my girlfriend for ...

- By "my girlfriend" he means a haggard sock puppet.

That is all. Carry on.

JL

Java · #3 Post by **Java** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:24 pm

Ph33rDaMullet wrote:I've been dating my girlfriend for ...

- By "my girlfriend" he means a haggard sock puppet.

Better a sock puppet than you. When you guys left yesterday I was like 'Gay or not, those guys are funny as hell'

But seriously, lots of love for both of you (in a completely non-sexual way).

dig1tal · #4 Post by **dig1tal** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:25 pm

i think it's cute how both of you flirt w/ each other on the boards.

j/k....good luck with ur app.

Cynthic · #5 Post by **Cynthic** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:52 pm

*seckes Ph33r*

MackDr!zzle · #6 Post by **MackDr!zzle** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 5:00 pm

Ph33rDaMullet wrote: and I'm physically attracted to you.

...

damn...am i THAT sexy...sheesh.

bout time you applied...i said it before and ill say it again.

i fear the mullet

Lepinski · #7 Post by **Lepinski** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:46 pm

Cynthic.Lang wrote:*seckes Ph33r*

Neither Mullet or I can figure out what you are trying to say here...

JL

Cynthic · #8 Post by **Cynthic** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:27 pm

you dunno man secks?

it's when 2 men express their feelings towards each other!

Ph33rDaMullet · #9 Post by **Ph33rDaMullet** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:37 pm

dig1tal wrote:i think it's cute how both of you flirt w/ each other on the boards.

We can flirt with you too, if you're feeling left out.

GreyEyes · #10 Post by **GreyEyes** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 8:30 pm

wow, what a sweet application thread! its like a homosexual party in here!

dig1tal · #11 Post by **dig1tal** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:04 pm

Ph33rDaMullet wrote:
dig1tal wrote:i think it's cute how both of you flirt w/ each other on the boards.
We can flirt with you too, if you're feeling left out.

nah....i'm already flirting w/ meat and liquid.....uh, yeah that sounds bad.

Eruditorum.Lang · #12 Post by **Eruditorum.Lang** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:04 am

Is the liquid from the meat? I wonder how much liquid wads of meat make.

silentpartner · #13 Post by **silentpartner** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:25 am

Good to see Lepinski's better half has finally graced us with his app. I think he'll need to give a solo performance of an entire Destiny's Child CD before he should be considered for membership though.

Ph33rDaMullet · #14 Post by **Ph33rDaMullet** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 2:13 am

You know what SP, that sounds fair, ill take you up on that.

The easiest thing would be to do it over vent.

In which case you might only be able to hear the sound of a washing machine, but theres nothing I can do about that.

PS. Queer Eye is looking for guys from NY state to be on the show, so if you dont start being nicer, I just might write in on your behalf.

Another thing I dont understand is how you perceive cross country skiing to be a 'homosexual' sport Lepinski. Why are you so intent in insulting the nordic sport? Are you trying to somehow insult Nordic and Linus? I dont think anyone is impressed. If you have a problem with other members this is NOT the place to address it.

/onemoreexamleft

dig1tal · #15 Post by **dig1tal** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 2:38 am

one thing you left out in your app is what classification of mullet you are.

one of the classics, the camaro mullet (taken from mulletsgalore.com):

The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank.

Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.

Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.

It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).

Mulletude: 10
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.
Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn.
Favorite Band: AC/DC

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