I'm way too jealous of Lepinski's shiny new tag...
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I have several ulterior motives in mind that lang membership will help me achieve.
Being in lang will make it far easier for me to re-route the entire internet through area 51, which, for obvious reasons, will greatly help me in my quest for world domination.
Due to the location of the NeedleFeast server, it partially shares IPs with serveral prominent US government and military databases. I wont get into it here, but lang membership will make it far easier for me to *steal* these government agencies.
There were other, far darker, motives that passed through my mind as I hit the submit button, but ive already said too much.
Also, please note, that turning lang into a primarily "man secks" based community was an unforseeable tragedy and not my intention.
If you want to know the real reason both Lepinski and I applied to Lang, youll have to ask silentpartner's permission to post sections of the recruitment PM he sent to Lepinski, on a fatefull night...
Being in lang will make it far easier for me to re-route the entire internet through area 51, which, for obvious reasons, will greatly help me in my quest for world domination.
Due to the location of the NeedleFeast server, it partially shares IPs with serveral prominent US government and military databases. I wont get into it here, but lang membership will make it far easier for me to *steal* these government agencies.
There were other, far darker, motives that passed through my mind as I hit the submit button, but ive already said too much.
Also, please note, that turning lang into a primarily "man secks" based community was an unforseeable tragedy and not my intention.
If you want to know the real reason both Lepinski and I applied to Lang, youll have to ask silentpartner's permission to post sections of the recruitment PM he sent to Lepinski, on a fatefull night...
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Heh, I'm glad the fruits of my procrastination got both of you to apply. This was written as I was putting off some studying that needed doing:Ph33rDaMullet wrote:If you want to know the real reason both Lepinski and I applied to Lang, youll have to ask silentpartner's permission to post sections of the recruitment PM he sent to Lepinski, on a fatefull night...
If that doesn't inspire you to apply, I'm not sure what will.Lang comes with fame, power, money, and women. Lang whitens your teeth and takes out the garbage. Lang respects you in the morning. Lang tastes great and is less filling. Lang is the wind beneath my wings. Lang defends democracy against the Axis of Evil. Lang saves the whales. Lang donates just pennies a day to feed and clothe a starving child in a Third World country. Lang invented the vacuum cleaner. Lang does your taxes. Lang has a kung-fu grip with realistic karate chop action. Lang puts the seat down. Lang owns a 20% stake of Coca-Cola. Lang supports a woman's right to choose. Lang protects you from the elements. Lang is at your door in 30 minutes or your pizza is free. Lang can sing the song "Secret Agent Man" in 9 different languages. Lang eliminates the middleman.
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Sounds like a new tshirt in the works. Email that to me.
Join our Slack channel. Send me a PM with your email address for an invite.
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This reminds me of somthing that happened to me...
Many years ago I used to go to a little dental office with only one real dentist and a few assistants. I was a stupid little kid who couldn't keep my mouth shut back then, so I said to my dentist I was glad he had his license. He stopped working there about a month later...
...getting back on topic hi mullet!!!! hope you get in soon so Lepinski can't rub it in your face... that reminds me... i gotta go to see muskrat...
Many years ago I used to go to a little dental office with only one real dentist and a few assistants. I was a stupid little kid who couldn't keep my mouth shut back then, so I said to my dentist I was glad he had his license. He stopped working there about a month later...
...getting back on topic hi mullet!!!! hope you get in soon so Lepinski can't rub it in your face... that reminds me... i gotta go to see muskrat...
"Be excellent to eachother" - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Yeah I just read The Da Vinci Code, ripped through it, and I was really impressed. Its one of those books that you want to believe is all non-fiction so badly. So now im hitting Saint Saul by Donald Arkensen, which is a more 'scholarly' treatment of some of the ideas raised in the Da Vinci Code.musharraf wrote:ph33r are yiou a dan brown fan? mush
But yeah my girlfriends mom just bought Angels and Demons, so once shes done with it im stealing it for sure.
I take it your a fan of Dan Brown? What of his have you read?