I like to think i have somethign called self control. I remember getting so drunk i got sick, and you know what, it was never once fun. Sitting on a toilet all night trying to get all your body fluids in the bowl while trying to stop the room from spinning, IS NOT FUN! Hangovers suck too. So i don't...

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Y? IS IT $6 A BOTTLE?

for one cause it's really healthy. two, because it takes a lot of work to extract the small amount of juice from a pomegranite. There are mostly seeds and very little fruit/juice.

this is blueberry flavoured pomegranite juice, i get orginal, cause, i want my pomegranite juice to taste like pomegranite juice I was going to buy some today but stopped short when i realized it was $6 a bottle. I immediately went to the manager of the store and told him he should lower the price ...

alright! good to see you apply, gl.

Hey man. 5 kids is a handful, good luck with that. Football is cool, and liquid is very sexy.

it would probably be tasty, but i dont see myself drinking more than one.
Unless they made it taste like bacon and ranch dressing.

schnapps kills everything as far as alcohol content. But it's not manly because it tastes like candy. Spirits flavored with charcoal are teh manliest.
I'm starting to like white russians a lot, i guess the big lebowski is having an effect on me.

rum is teh pussy. Bourbon is teh dick. Who drives this car? Bourbon would beat up rum in a fight.

Bourbon is my shit! I drink Evan Williams. It tastes just like jack daniel's, except it's half the price, slightly harsher too. But if you actually drink bourbon, you're a very manly man and like it harsh anyway. On the rare occasions i actually go to the bar, i always force the people i'm with to d...

That weasel is teh salty.

That squirrel sucks, it's not even smoking pot. Bring back teh real weasel.

bring back the original weasal, except paint some facial hair on him.

This weasel isnt salty enough.

there's no difference between squirrels and white tail deer in the poconos.